Yes, I know...my weave has been flying around like a tranny with no panties and I haven't had time to blog, but don't you worry, lambs...I'm back!
Last night, I had the lovely pleasure of going to the Coldplay show at Madison Square Garden and it was just heavenly. The celeb sightings were equally impressive. We spotted an all black Kirsten Dunst looking like a crack baby plus 25 years and a gorgeous Charlize Theron with hubby Stuart Townsend at the show, and a radiant Helena Christensen at the after party.
As for the band, they were, um, how do you say, off the mother fucking chain?!?! To all you haters, you need to attend just ONE show to understand the impact of their live show. Chris bounces around the stage like his dildo has malfunctioned and he's constantly being electrocuted. That poor piano probably has more glory holes in it than a public park restroom considering how much Mr. Martin humps on it. ANYWAYS, if you do not have a copy of the new album, Viva La Vida, I suggest you all take your fingers out of your various holes and get yourself to a record store asap.
Last night, I had the lovely pleasure of going to the Coldplay show at Madison Square Garden and it was just heavenly. The celeb sightings were equally impressive. We spotted an all black Kirsten Dunst looking like a crack baby plus 25 years and a gorgeous Charlize Theron with hubby Stuart Townsend at the show, and a radiant Helena Christensen at the after party.
As for the band, they were, um, how do you say, off the mother fucking chain?!?! To all you haters, you need to attend just ONE show to understand the impact of their live show. Chris bounces around the stage like his dildo has malfunctioned and he's constantly being electrocuted. That poor piano probably has more glory holes in it than a public park restroom considering how much Mr. Martin humps on it. ANYWAYS, if you do not have a copy of the new album, Viva La Vida, I suggest you all take your fingers out of your various holes and get yourself to a record store asap.
