Hello my precious darlings. Let's see here. It was quite a hectic week filled with more booze than even La Lohan could handle. My liver must be saying, "Bitch, you have got to be kidding".
Tuesday night, a few of us hit the restaurant at the MOMA called The Modern and the food was delightful! The ambiance was elegant and trendy, however, you could clean your vajayjay nicely with the raging douchebag crowd of Midtown bankers and assholes. I suppose that means you walk away with all your orifices feeling refreshed! Calgon, take me away!
Wednesday night, Ms. Keshia, Ms. Khadija, and Mr. Isaac joined me at Soho House for some heavy drinking. Bring on the Prosecco! We ran into Ms. Diane and her new artist, Ferras, and guzzled some bubbly together.
Thursday evening, a gaggle of us went down to the Housing Works Bookstore for Ferras' showcase. His voice was superb! If you're a fan of American Idol, you'll get to know his music quite well as his song will be featured on the show weekly. Check him out at http://www.myspace.com/ferrasmusic .
Friday night, my weave was tired and worn down so I came home and hit the sack early. Sometimes, even a drunken socialite needs a night in. You feel me, Tara Reid?
Saturday, I had the misfortune of working it all day. Mmhmm... Afterwards, Ms. Karen and I had an adult beverage and some snacks at Soho House before going to see the delightful Ms. Kathy Griffin at the WaMu Theater at Madison Square Garden. It was seriously New York Mo's on parade up in that heezy. We spotted Ms. Michael Kors and Ms. Carson Kressley (not together) on our saunter inside. Work it, ladies! Ms. Kathy was hysterical as always and I may have inadvertently had a few accidental bowel movements. Oops, I did it again. After the show, we zipped down to Swift to celebrate Ms. Mindy's big 30. Happy birthday, girlfriend! All her peeps were there and we drank ourselves into a frenzy. A fine frenzy.
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