Yes indeed...the week is almost over. Someone PLEASE holler at my lobster pot.
Let's see what's gone on this week so far...
Monday, I had a blowout extravaganza with Ms. Mindy to celebrate her birthday! We downed a delicious bottle of Sancerre at Soho House and then had the most delicious dinner at Nobu. Loves! I could seriously eat that miso cod everyday. If only Daddy would let me...Wahhh! The atmosphere was calm and delightful and I was hoping for a La Lohan encounter but she was probably blowing lines somewhere else in the city. How rude!
Tuesday, I had a few cocktails with co-workers then went home to relax my weave.
Wednesday, Ms. Jackie, Mr. Isaac, Ms. Lisa and I had a lovely dinner at Aoki. Yes, indeed, they have a dish called the "Tuna Lover", which I promptly ordered. Delicious...however you'll be raging with frat boy breath for the rest of the evening. Fishy! Then, we strolled through the bitter cold (ahhhh to match my soul) to the Shubert Theatre for the evening's performance of Spamalot starring Miss Clay Aiken. I don't even know HOW to being to describe this performance. Let's just say I didn't realize that the gay pride parade would be marching through the theater in January this year. You could literally get ass fucked on stage, deepthroat 6 dildos, wrap yourself in a rainbow flag, and sing show tunes out of your ass while giving the Cher hair toss and not even come close to the raging gayness of Miss Clay. In fact, we should just rename him Gay Gayken. It was UNBELIEVABLE. He recently claimed that he is "asexual" which is always code for cocksucker. I think that's the cousin of "bisexual" which is code for ass licker. When he finally skips out of the closet with jazz hands, I really hope him and Miss Lance Bass get it on. Til the break of dawn.
That being said, the rest of the show was hysterical. The actors were great and the music was fun. Definitely worth seeing if you haven't had the pleasure, but if you have a chance to hit it with Miss Clay, I suggest you do immediately. Miss Clay puts Bravo to shame.
And tonight, we welcome Miss AJ back to NYC!
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