Thursday, April 30, 2009

American Idol

Last week, that c-rag Anoop and weave-tastic Lil Rounds got the boot. And last night, my precious peanut, the best mole carrying citizen in Michigan, Matt got the boot.

So who's left? America's favorite fatty, Danny, gets the Midwestern vote., Mo mo-licious Adam gets the gay and confused female vote, and Miss Kris gets the panty creaming female and vertically challenged Americans vote (Short people are people too...sheesh!). I would like to see Adam and Kris in the Finals. I think those two ladies can really work their weaves and give us a titillating performance. Tell Danny there's a free Krispy Kreme giveaway in the Valley and he'll be nowhere to be found.

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