No girl...It's not Leather face...It's SCARFACE! Goodbye to "only good (and bad) comes from between her thighs" Hayley Scarnato on this week's American Idol! Hallelujah! This walking glory hole has deserved to been kicked off since the beginning auditions when she opened her mouth (to sing)! No baby, this isn't a casting couch...it's a singing competition...So no need to open so wide! My favourite part of the evening is before her elimination, Simon is joking about how short her skirt was the night before and her response was, "Well, it's Latin week so I figured I'd wear this". Um what, you ignorant dartboard?!??! You are justifying your whorish situation because it's "Latin week"??? And what exactly does Latin week mean? It should be called, "Let's perpetuate more stereotypes" week. Rather than sing, maybe the 8 could come mow my lawn and shove a pink taco in my mouth! This show is so ridiculous and I'm anxiously awaiting "Asian week" to watch Sanjaya give $2 hand jobs to Ryan, Melinda to score a perfect score on her SAT's, LaToya to do my dry cleaning, Blake to do my nails, Phil to go to Kumon class, Chris to take piano and violin and cello and harp and mandolin lessons (but never drums or guitar), and Jordin to marry Woody Allen!
Disclaimer: For those of you in utter shock...I'm indeed Asian, so it's totally allowed. Right?
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