This old weave

What a long day it's been! Now you know because I'm a consummate professional, I don't talk about the nitty gritty details of my job. I will say that this old weave had to get up and get styled at 6:45AM this morning (no, your eyes are NOT deceiving you...I got up before that cunt Matt Lauer was on air!). It was a long day, full of so much drama that Mary J might as well have walked in and said, "Girl...did you not HEAR me? I said NO more drama!". I'm glad this day is done and I am relaxing my weave on the couch, watching "Running with Scissors", which is proving to be pretentious, tedious, and boring. I can't seem to win today.