Have you ever seen this amazing show, Girls Next Door, on E!? I've been watching reruns for weeks now and I am captivated. Who needs Anderson Cooper in a speedo when you can have Holly, Bridget, and Kendra to mock? They are potentially the supidest people you'll ever come across and the best part is...they're heinous looking! Apparently, Holly is only 27 but she looks like a "wife of Orange County"! She looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein! Grrr!
If we had to equate them to the Golden Girls, Holly would be Dorothy, Bridget would be Rose (because their IQ's are about on par), and Kendra would be a lamp post. Kendra's laugh is seriously reminds me of a lawnmower getting raped. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-ah!
How do men find these three attractive? It's the equivalent of women watching John Goodman lick his own asshole and puddling between their legs. Not going to happen!
However, the show is certainly captivating, in the vein of "The Anna Nicole Smith Show" or "Flavor of Love". So car wreck chic! Tune in!
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