Wednesday, May 16, 2007

American Loser

Ummm WHAT?!?!?! What in the heezy fo skeezy is going on in this fucked up country? First, we fuck up the Presidential race, and now THIS?! How could my delicious Melinda been voted off? I am furious. Every damn person knew she was going to win, and then she gets dumped and we get left with some gay streak beat boxer and some "Never says no to dessert" loser?

My theory is that everyone ASSUMED Melinda would land in the finals and eventually win, so no one bothered to vote for her and tossed their votes to those two societal rejects. What a mess. Well, clearly whomever "wins" now will have the success of...Taylor Hicks? Who?

I'll be looking for a hot album from Ms. Doolittle soon! Chart top it, girl!

And let's also discuss...bad hair. First of all, what happen to Elliot Yamin? Buttahface went from ugly to uglier! They had to grow out that weave and cover up his face, and now he just looks ridiculous! Justin Guarini called and said, "No, girl". I mean, come on...he looks like a hot mess! Doesn't he remind you of Dustin Diamond...aka Screech Powers???!?!

And you know I love me some Adam Levine, but did someone have an accident with the Flowbee? His weave looked horrendous! Short on the sides, long and luscious on the top? Looks ridiculous. I am never watching this show again (well, maybe next season...Who the fuck am I kidding?!). Jordin can stick her fat fingers in Blake's loose ass for all I care.

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