Manic Mondays

Ahh the glorious pleasures of not working on a holiday Monday and spending an entire day boozing and shopping. Yes, that's right, people. I met Ms. Nicola for a scrumptious brunch at Soho House (we recommend the Artichoke, Spinach, and Roquefort salad and ask for some fingerling potatoes) before Ms. Stefanie and Mr. Kansas came to join us to "talk business". A few drinks later and Ms. Nicola and I decided to brave the "this is not cute" heat and shop through the West Village and Soho. Many cocktails, frozen yogurt, and afternoon snacks were consumed along the way and now I'm home fixin my humid ass weave before flying to LA tomorrow. I desperately miss my friend Fred Segal and need to shove a dildo in his ass and yell "Holla"! See you on the West Coast, my fellow socialites!