Oh Hey. Excuse me. Can you pass the lube?

Please tell me all you precious lambs saw Ms. Oprah's show yesterday.  I can't believe ABC aired that because girlfriend, it was the gayest show EVER!  Maybe Bravo will run the repeats. Let me set the scene.  Oprah.  Las Vegas.  Cher AND Tina Turner.  Gay gay gay!  I think the makers of Astroglide probably threw their hands up in the air and said, "Bitch, they beat us".

Apparently, 30 some odd years ago, Cher and Tina performed on some TV show and Oprah used that as the window to tie them together for this one hour long commercial for Cher's Las Vegas show and Tina's new tour.  They should have renamed The Oprah Winfrey Show :The Las Vegas Hair Show" because herds of horses around the world were neighing and shuttering to think how much of their hair had been used to make all those wigs.  

The entire program was so over the top gay and fabulous.  Cher is too old to be polite and still curses like a trucker (Loves!).  Tina is still sporting an odd, indiscernible accent - Um girlfriend, aren't you from Tennessee?  And Oprah just looks like she has pussy breath all the time when she gazes longingly at Tina.  What's love got to do with it?  However, I will say that I am totally sold and will be flying to Vegas ASAP to see Ms. Cher and greatly anticipating Ms. Tina's return to New York.  Rather than programs, they'll be handing out butt plugs and nipple clamps at both shows.