Thank you for your relentless effort in attempting to entertain America the past few months. You've reminded us why the ukulele is just so sweet and why marijuana is illegal. If I may, I would like to offer you some advice. Although I love your unique look, I think your weave may perhaps be a bit wack. I think with a buzzed head and perhaps pants that are a bit looser, you could reinvent yourself into something special. I would certainly be grateful, and I am sure your testicles would agree.
Jack Johnson Forever.
Yours Truly,
A Drunken Socialite
1 comment:
This is my favorite post of yours ever.
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