Well, didn't the ladies bring the heat tonight on American Idol?!??! Yes baby, yes baby, they certainly did. After the shit show of their male counterparts last night, it's clear that the next American Idol will have a vagina. And what a lovely twat it shall be!
Where shall we begin?
How about with the delightful LaKisha Jones? She is a delicious treat and her diva song stylings of Mizzzz Chaka Khan were tasty and funfilled. Even more fabulous than LaKisha may be her mother and aunt. Showtime at the Apollo came into full force when those ladies shouted back at everything Mizzzz Ryan Seacrest said after the performance. That portion of the show should be called "White Men Can't React". I loved their matching t-shirts. Clearly, they come in size XXXXXL, but I wonder if they make them in a men's medium.
And the one who should win...yes girlfriend, it's Melinda Doolittle! Even her name is fabulous! She has such an amazingly versatile voice! She's genuinely so sweet and lovely and I can't wait to watch her win this show!
I also enjoyed Gina Glocksen but she has about as much "edge" (Randy's words) as Avril Lavigne. It's nice to have someone who doesn't only sing the "classics", but let's not kid ourselves. Skater Grrrrrrl isn't going to win.
Now let's get down and dirty with that slutbag Antonella Barba. Ick. She completely ruined that Corinne Bailey Rae song. Someone should shove a cock back in her mouth. She should just continue with her true ambition to star in low budget film. Work on your gag reflex, sista! Not your voice! If you haven't had the mispleasure...check on it: http://www.antonellabarba.tv/
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