Good evening all,
What a delightful evening we had at the House. The Prosecco was flowing and so was the party mix! Big ups to Stephen for buying us a round. Loves you. The union of unemployment really warms my heart, and other things. Xoxo.
And for those following American Idol...um...WHAT?! My girl Stephanie was kicked off before that dirty tampon Hayley? Oh HELL TO THE NO! That's a big pile of smelly bullshit (Incidentally, that's what Hayley's mother said when she unfortunately birthed that cow)! I am dismayed...heartbroken...overwhelmed with emotion. America...get it together!
I'm off to bed...This employed hag has got to get his rest. Let's pray I don't fall asleep with a seaweed mask on...I'll wake up looking like Janice Dickinson's hoo-ha!
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