A most fabulous interview

My most fabulous friend and makeup artist extraordinaire...The lovely and talent Sheree and I had a fun interview. Check it.

1) Who is YOUR American Idol?

Ms. Melinda Doolittle is my American Idol, but girlfriend has to find the right weave. Her neck is slowly disappearing...going...going...gone.

2) Who has the best hair on Idol? Who’s weave do you admire?

Ummm, thats a tough one, but I think for entertainment value, I gots to go with Lakishsa. Her weave is SO bad...It's good. I think she needs to upgrade to human hair, and stop buying that yak. If she dosen't win Idol, I can see her having a career in hair modeling.

3) Do you prefer men in boxers or briefs?

Commando.

4) Top or bottom?

I don't participate in the boot knocking game anymore, but back in the day I was an all rounder.

5) Who is your fantasy man?

The British guy from Transporter.

6) Between these 3, who would you fuck, chuck, and marry? Simon, Paula, Randy.

Marry Simon Cowell, and I would toss a coin to see what my destiny was for the other 2.

7) What are you wearing right now?

LaKisha's outfit from last night...weave and all!

8) G-String, Panties, or nothing at all?

Bloomers.

9) What are your tips to work your weave well?

If your weave starts to smell, spray a little perfume into the wefts. If that dosen't work, slap a wig on or wear a hat. Do not take your weave out to air your hair...You'll regret it.

10) What makeup tips do you have for our readers?

Do not try and copy Angelina Jolie's makeup unless you are drop dead gorgeous. You will have better luck going for the casual tranny eyes. Eyelashes are a must. If you cant find eyelashes, use a bit of old weave.