Monday, July 2, 2007

Happy Birthday La Lohan!

Happy birthday to the one and only Ms. Lindsay Lohan! You're 21, girlfriend! You can now legally drink. Oh wait, your malnourished ass already hit rehab. Well, get a hooker and stick it in...21 times!

I had a lovely evening last night with Ms. Kelly and Ms. Simone at Morandi, drinking my sorrows aways with glass after glass of Rose. Fill it up, garcon! And fill me up...oh wait... Then Ms. Kelly and I decided to have one more irresponsible adult beverage at 60 Thomspon before having a slumber party.

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