Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Victoria Beckham

Well, last night was the premiere of Victoria Beckham's Coming to America one hour extravaganza. Let's discuss for a moment. First of all, the show was a total mishmash of episodic footage that was condensed into a one-off. It was so disjointed and strange, and my weave and I looked at each other and shrugged our shoulders. Secondly, so much was set up and pre-fabricated. I hate that! Why can't the producers just let the cameras roll?

Now let's chat about Vicky. What a total cunt! And by cunt, I mean MAJOR! She's actually quite fabulous and catty, but she's basically a bitchy gay guy in a tanorexic female-ish body. How does she keep David, I wonder? Backdoor entry? Check! Walking glory hole? Check!

I'm interested to see how her popularity takes off in America. I don't know if David playing soccer will really make sort of major impact and I don't know if her daily trips to Kitson will either.

I loved how she kept reiterating, "Everything I do is for David and my children". Uhhh yeah right. I'm sure she has NO nannies and assistants to do everything for her. Uh huh! Between tanning, shopping, and getting regular colonics, I doubt she has time for the kiddies.

I do admire her though. She's basically a glorified golddigger yet everyone loves her. Loves THAT!

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