Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Holla at some foreskin

Yes, indeed. It's that time again where I will be jaunting to loves it London for some fish & chips and foreskin, well, except for the foreskin part. Cut that stuff off! Time to lose the party dress!

If you're in London, please holla at this socialite. Those cocktails aren't going to drink themselves. Maybe La Lohan can come along...Oh wait, she keeps getting arrested for DUI's. I mean, seriously, Freckles, what's happening here? Snort all the blow and whippets your situation can handle, but don't drive yourself! Isn't Kim Stewart available? Sheesh.

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