Live Earth

Yesterday was quite a whirlwind day! I worked part of the day at Live Earth at Giants Stadium and it was celebrity HEAVEN backstage. Since we wrapped early, Ms. Karen and I plopped down in the talent lounge and began our star gazing. This even should have been renamed US Weekly Live. Who has time to think about recycling when you're watching Cameron Diaz flop around?

So here's the scoop on my sightings:

Leonardo DiCaprio: He was in tow with best butt boy Lucas Haas. Why are these two even friends? He has a giant face and head but is relatively tall and sported his usual baseball cap. I prefer him as Luke Bower in Growing Pains.

Petra Nemcova: She is stunning and GORGEOUS in person (Well, d'uh, I suppose...she is a model..). She has legs for days and seemed wonderfully sweet to everyone.

Kevin Bacon: He was like the rash that wouldn't go away! He hung out all day. He also has that creepy short on the side buzzed hair cut that he donned in The Woodsman. Very "How to Catch a Predator" chic.

Cameron Diaz: Gorgeous as usual. She was also sportin the short shorts and looked lovely. I was on the lookout for Cris Angel but he wasn't to be found.

Al Gore: Now I know politicians aren't "celebrities", but he was sure workin his shit like he was a rock star. However, I must say, homeboy needs to find himself a new stylist. He had some Tommy Bahama-type black short sleeved shirt on and some ill fitting Silver Tab style jeans. This isn't a luau, Al. Spit that apple out! In all seriousness, I very much admire what he's doing. I just think he needs a new stylist...and hairdresser...and nutritionist...and trainer...and plastic surgeon...and...

Chad Lowe: The extra formerly known as Mr. Hilary Swank was floating around in all his glory. What was he doing there? He has that innocent look but you know there are a few gerbils shoved up his ass. Squeaky!

Rosario Dawson: We love her! She is also stunningly beautiful in person. Too bad she only makes terrible movies. I watched her go out to "the people" (aka audience) to watch Bon Jovi. She was boozing it up, enough to make this Socialite proud.

Alec Baldwin: I can't even talk about this.

Zach Braff: Well, he's sure full of Jersey pride, isn't he? Not much to say on this one either.

Carson Daly: Manorexic chic. Eat (out) an Olsen!

Anne Curry: She was so chic! It was a bit like a grandmother wearing couture, but she was actually quite lovely. Work it, Curry!

Randy Jackson: Uhhh I think the staples fell out.