And yet another birthday today...Happy Birthday Ms. Nicola! Champagne wishes and over sized dildo dreams!
Yesterday was a patriotic situation as we all clamoured to celebrate this country's...independence? Who the hell really knows. It's just a reason to indulge and get hammered. We zipped down to Mr. Isaac's on Wall Street as he hosted a grand ol' soiree in his apartment and roof deck. I had a nice assortment of adult beverages varying from Woodchuck cider to wine to beer. My body was very confused by the lack of vodka consumption but it's all about rehabilitation, people. If Lindsay and Paris can do it, so can I. I have to be strong like those girls. They are my heroes, except when they're snorting blow off some random LA frat boy's penis. Then they become national treasures, icons even.
Unfortunately, unlike the ladies, I am at work today. Feel free to send me flowers and vibrators to get me through the day. Dental dams are fun to chew as well. Less calories than gum!
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