Is anyone watching "So You Think You Can Dance" right now? This is potentially the gayest thing I've ever seen, aside from the mo'ness of last season's Tran-ji, and we all know...I've seen some gay things. The four of remaining contestants just did some anal sex nostalgia routine to a Liza Minnelli number. I'm not kidding. Why don't they swap dildos and see who can eat a foot long Subway sandwich in one swallow. Gulp...Why is this show not on LOGO? Danny and Neil both look like they just ass smooched in the green room, slapped on some tights, wiped their chins, and thought..."I CAN dance!".
Neil and Sabra just did a "hip hop" number and the judges criticized them on the lack of sexual chemistry. Um, no shit! That's because Sabra's missing 6-8 inches of something. Get it together!
It's interesting that network shows like this always cast likable, not obviously gay gay guys to ensure ALL of America will like them. You wouldn't want people in the Midwest to think these boys are gay! I mean, really...dancing is traditionally very masculine and well approved by fathers everywhere. "When I grow up, I want to be a firefighter, policeman, basketball player, rapper, ass licking lubed up ballerina"...all one in the same! It would be so much more fabulous if they would just cast a bunch of queens on this. In due time...
Also, what exactly happened to Wade Robson? He's now like a hippie choreographer who once boned Britney Spears (which is potentially the gayest thing a man can do)? Nice kaftan, sister!
This show should be sponsored by KY Jelly and Slip 'N Slide!
I predict Neil or Danny will win...
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