Well, here I am in lovely and overcast Seattle. My kind of weather! My weave is high-fiving my natural hair in joy!
Getting here was a bit of a hassle as my flight was full of...well, how do I put this in a politically correct tone? Um...retards? There were limbs missing, seeing eye dogs abound, screaming babies, tech nerds...I was basically on the short bus flight. Fabulous. Thankfully, I could block that out from my First Class seat as I got hammered on what must have been Costco bought Sauvignon Blanc.
My flight was also delayed and as I was waiting at the gate to board, the previous flight was debarking and some moron, who was talking into his cell phone far too loudly, walked past me and stared me in the face as he proclaimed, "Oh! I must be in the international terminal!". Asshole.
When I finally got to Seattle, my cab driver decide to lay one huge SBD (that's right, I'm busting out the grade school terminology) fart that almost exfoliated my skin. What a damn day.
But now it's a new day and I am ready to face the world with a...new face?
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