I don't even know where to begin.
Well, there's the tired story line of Team Heidi versus Team Lauren. They have rehashed this bullshit so many times and it's getting increasingly aggravating to watch them talk about this. So Stephanie went to Lauren's birthday blah blah blah Heidi got mad blah blah blah Spencer got annoyed...who gives a flying fuck. Let's talk about Heidi. She is getting really Michael Jackson on us. What horrific plastic surgeon did she go to? She seriously looks like someone took a few swings of a bat to her face before taping. And those lips! Did she get them injected with tape worms? It's not a good look. There's one thing to have BJ lips...then there's another to look like you swallowed the whole damn dildo.
There's also this insane fake story line of Lauren and her jealousy of Whitney's new "fabulous" job as stylist dish rag. Nothing like carrying wardrobe bags and inventorying clothing to show your worth. After Lauren comes by for lunch and helps organize a few articles of clothing, she's offered a job. Maybe if I blow someone in front of the White House, I'll become President. WTF.
And then there's Stephanie...I really do love her bitchiness and fakeness, but someone needs to address her bangs...ASAP. It looks like she made a weave out of pubic hair and plopped it on her forehead. She looks so unfortunate. There were a few scenes that I looked at her and thought, "She is one ugly bitch".
And finally, the fake relationship between Brody and Lauren is so over and done. The scene at lunch was excruciating to watch. Brody looked like he couldn't be bothered to keep up the charade and just sat there stuffing his face. Free lunch is free lunch, right BRODES? Lauren peeped a few awkward stares and Poop. End scene.
I don't know how much more of this I can take. Semi fake reality is one thing (see Real World)...but this is really working my last nerve. I'd rather stick my genitals into a wood chipper than continue watching this hot mess.
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