The Hills

Why oh why do I continue to torture myself with this stupid show?  Oh, I know!  For one simple reason...Ms. Lo Bosworth!  She is the sunshine in my dark cave, the filling in my Twinkie, the clitoris on my vagina.  Heaven!  Did you people watch last night?  Ms. Lo was EN FUEGO.  Here's the thing.  The reason I love her so much is she seems to be the only rationale person on the show.  She knows how ridiculous everyone is, how moronic Audrina and Justin Bobby are, and she isn't going to stand for it.  Every word she speaks has a resonance of anger and sarcasm and to me, that's a true bitch.  When Audrina agrees to move in, she says "I'm so excited...Yayyyyy" with the most monotone drone you've ever heard.  There were streams of diarrhea shooting out of my ass because I was laughing so hard.  My situation was lookin like a hot Willy Wonka mess. But forilla my peoples, nothing else really happened in the episode.  Speidi fought, Lauren got a "job" with Whitney, Justin Bobby returned (lookin like a tranny version of James Franco), and Heidi's slow attempt to get her "girlfriends" back.  Blah blah blah Fake Fake Fake I Love Lo.