Let's break it down.
Spencer: You are such an aggravating tool that I want to attack you with a butter knife. I can't believe it's not butter! No bitch, it's your face!
Heidi: I understand that you have the reading comprehension of a glory hole, but are you kidding me? Wake up sister friend! Spencer is a bad situation. He's like genital warts. It's ugly, you don't want it, and it's a big pain in the ass, literally. Get rid of him. I saw the previews...You best not move in with him or else Mama's gonna be real upset.
Whitney: I'm sorry you fell, but America laughed. Thanks for the giggles at your expense. I hope you get the job in NY next week. I hate Emily too.
Andre Leon Talley: Why do you sound like the American version of Dame Edna? Dahhhhlliinnnggggg you'reeeee soooo fabbuuuuulllousssss. It actually is fabulous. We love that you've got some Anna Wintour pussy moustache on. Work it girl!
LC: Love you!
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spencer=ray pruit. next thing you know, heidi is going to be thrown down the stairs and we'll all be rewinding it over and over on the dvr, saying "girrrrl i TOLD you!"
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