Le Weekend

My weekend was a lovely one. Saturday evening saw lots of alcohol and debauchery as Ms. Berna (welcome to NYC!) and I met up at Underbar for some tasty music (Gimme MORE!) and even tastier beverages. A bevy of Ms. Berna's crew arrived and we high tailed it down to The Bubble Lounge in Tribeca (slowly becoming my favorite hot spot) for an all night bender. Nothing like dancing in circles, making tasteless jokes about anal sex with near strangers, and downing Kir Royales to prove a Saturday evening fabulous.

Sunday, I relaxed my weave until I met Ms. Erika for a gorgeous dinner at Da Silvano. The tasty Italian feast we consumed was amazing and we also spotted a crow...A Counting Crow...Yes Mr.-once-been-inside-Cox/Aniston Weave Extraordinaire...Mr. Adam Duritz. Is he still rocking the same ol' weave? Indeed!

I also saw ALOT of television this weekend and have several pressing comments.

Tim Gunn's Guide to Style: This show should be renamed...This Old Queen. It's hysterically bad, yet incredible. Ms. Tim takes everything SO seriously (just like he does on Project Runway) and forces his guests to cry. Loves. Even more amazing is how horrid his makeup job is. The 2nd episode (aptly named "Weight Loss") features his mug with about 9 different shades of foundation on...globbed all over various parts of his face. Weird! His co-star (Honey, we're clearly using the word "star" loosely), Veronica Webb, obviously hates being on this show. She seems totally bothered and annoyed and when she looks at the chubby girl makeover, she is as fake as her boobs. It's amazing! Ms. Tim and Ms. Veronica have absolutely no chemistry either which is heaven. He's semi oblivious and she has no time for him. Loves.

Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane: I can't even believe this hot trannie has a reality show...but I am totally addicted! This crazy ass giraffe runs around town in some "phat" garb and is a total wack job. It sort of makes me want to befriend her - I love me some crazies. She loves to talk about how "fabulous" she is when girl, I think she's just rolling in Russell's money. She definitely works hard, but I don't know. She didn't get to where she is without opening her mouth a few million times.

This week is going to be insane so stay tuned for details. I need to roll on a seaweed mask and clean out these pores.