US Open

Did anyone else watch the Men's Finals of the US Open? Who knew that two sweaty men hitting a tiny ball at each other could be so exhilerating? Ha! I think they game might be a bit more interesting if two balls were in play. I mean, they come in a pair, don't they?!

Ok, so I actually didn't watch the match (Who really gives a flying crap, really?!), but I did watch the award's presentation and it was fucking ridiculous. Novak Djokovic, apparently the 20 year old sensation from Serbia - so hot right now, lost to Ms. Roger Federer. He was very fake humbled in his second place status and what did he receive for his efforts? A fucking tray! What? I didn't realize that dinnerware was a prize. Was this competition sponsored by William Sonoma? Did the third prize winner receive complimentary dish towels and a hand job from Anthony Bourdain?! Then Ms. Roger received his trophy which he did his best Top Model posing with. I think it's incredibly toolish when they raise that shit up and kiss it. It's not an asshole...Take your mouth off of that! Four years in a row...work it, baby!