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My evening last night was a lovely Japanese / Scottish mix of fabulousness. I met the peeps at Haru for some delightful raw fish fare. Nothing like dirty panty breath to kick start your evening! A big shout out to Ms. Grace for feeding the hungry! We zipped over to Pure on Irving for some tasty wine and white sangria where Ms. Berna joined our weave party. We worked our way through a few adult beverages before moving onto to Irving Plaza to see Scottish darling, Paolo Nutini, work his magic on a predominently preppy and European crowd. The smell of foreskin was pungent and we were all salivating. Party dress! Thanks Ms. Lacey for hookin us up! After the show, we moved further downtown to the Mercury Lounge to see the US debut of Calvin Harris, and boy, did he deliver like Dominos!!! The crowd was moving like they had crabs biting their genitals and it was heaven! Well done, Calvin!